In fine 411 tradition, I have decided to list a plethora of jokes (considered lame by some, reveered by most). The topic of jokes revolves around but is not limited to radioactive cows with speech impediments. An example of which is Gregor the macedonian fresian shown below.
Feel free to add other jokes to the list as the need arises. FYI Q = Question, A = Answer, E = Explanation!!!!
1.
Q. What goes OO OO OO?
A. A cow with a speech impediment
E. A cow normally goes Moo Moo Moo, but with a speech impdiment the cow is unable to articulate the M sound.
2.
Q. What goes O O O?
A. A radioactive cow with a speech impediment
E. Follow explnation from Q1 to get to OO OO OO and since the cow is radioactive it has a hald life, so the answer is halved resulting in the super funny O O O quote.
3.
Q. How many radioactive cows does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. It depends if the lightbulb is radioactive and if so, on how many half lives the lightbulb has.
E. If the lightbulb is itself radioactive, in addition to the cow, a full answer cannot be given unless the half lives of both are know. This is because it is possible that the cow and/or the lightbulb will decay to beyond recognition before the bulb tranfer process is complete.
4.
Q. When is a radioactive cow with a speech impediment expected till live till?
A. Middle age
E. The speech impediment is unneccessary data. But since the cow is radioactive, it must have a half life. The word association between half-life and Middle age is the source of the humour in this joke.
5.
Q. Why was the radioactive cow upset?
A. It found out it only had a half life.
E. Most living organisms capable of thought processes are satisfied with a full life. however, only having half of this amount of life is the source of the cows dismay.
6.
Q. What does a dyslexic radioactive cow with a speech impediment say?
A. OO OO OO
E. Lets see if you can figure this one out for yourselves...
7.
Q. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many peppers could a radioactive cow with a speech impediment pick?
A. half an eck
E. A normal cow would still be able to pick a peck, but with a speech impediment could only pronounce the work 'eck' and due to its radioactive status, would thus only end up with half an eck.
8.
Q. What are the three favourite elements of a radioactive cow?
A. Carbon, Oxygen and Tungsten
E. The abbreviations for the above elements are C,O and W respectively. In this order they spell the word cow. Thus the cow woudl empathise with the bovine nature of this joke.
9.
Q. If forced to choose two favourite elements, which would the radioactive cow choose?
A. Cobalt and Tungsten
E. The abbreviation for Cobalt is Co, thus allowing the cow to still spell its common name.
10.
Q. What do you call a radioactive homosexual cow?
A. Cow-a-bugger
E. Self-explanatory
If these jokes have turned your place of work into a Fracas and you are no longer able to function due to raptuous laughter, please empathise with the occupants of my office for which this is but a sample of the jokes offered almost every day.
Finally, I would like to thank P-eye-P for her help in the above compilation of Jokes.
